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Old Apr 06, 2006, 01:09 PM // 13:09   #3341
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*repeats this post -
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Symeon
*dies*
*wakes up in pre-searing*
*sees Gwen*
*screams and runs into a wall*
*appears back in the bar*
"Huh?"
*
*grabs a whip from the wall*
*whips I pwnd U to the floor*
*cuts off I pwnd U's ears with a kitchen knife*
*chops the ears into little pieces and feeds them to a rat*
*kills the rat*
*throws the rat out the window*
*whips FeuerFrei to the floor*
*cuts off FeuerFrei's nose with the kitchen knife*
*puts the nose in The undead Mesmer's coffee while he isn't looking*
*sits down, sips beer*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #3342
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*drinks the coffee*
*accidentaly eats the nose*
*orders a new cup of coffee*
*stabs symeon again*
*drinks coffee*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 04:08 PM // 16:08   #3343
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help undead MEsmer stab symeon
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 04:21 PM // 16:21   #3344
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* *yawn *
im back....
*Stab Batou*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #3345
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Why does everyone hate me all of a sudden? My gosh im gonna have to kill you all. *grabs dual .44 Magnums, shoots every single stinking person in the freaking bar to death, except for Doc and the other friends of mine.*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 07:17 PM // 19:17   #3346
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Hides in corner untill gun shots are over, then throws 3 gernades.
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #3347
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Sips a stirred martini.
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #3348
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*sits down and drinks some coffee*
*grenades make coffee spoil over clothes*
*YOU MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE!!!!*
*stabs SirNutWad 1000000 times*
*orders a new coffee*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 07:34 PM // 19:34   #3349
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my MM necro friend walks in
makes a horror out of me
the horror stabs The undead Mesmer 1000001
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #3350
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*laughs*
*verata's gaze*
*makes the horror walk down a cliff*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #3351
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*parachutes out of chopper*(had to log off :P)
*lands on roof*
*breaks through a window*
*pulls a rambo*
Say Hello to my little Friend!
*totally destroys bar, launches a few nades behind the bar*
*looks at all the dead bodies*
*says another movie quote*
Im going to need a car....with a big trunk
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 08:32 PM // 20:32   #3352
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*hides behind a table as bullets ricochet everywhere*
*looks around*
*remembers we're still in space, landed on an unknown planet*
"LOLLERSKATES!"
*opens the front door of the bar*
*pushes a few drunkards down into the volcano I fell into earlier*
"Mm-mm, burn in the fire, burn!"
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 09:21 PM // 21:21   #3353
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*sips beer, watchs King push drunk people into a volcano, laughs*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 11:09 PM // 23:09   #3354
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"saw what king did"
"takes out stereos"
"starts playing "disco inferno""
"sits down next to the i pwnd u"
"orders coke"
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 11:15 PM // 23:15   #3355
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*bring some chairs.. start smacking everyone in the head*

*break all the bottles on the wall, except on bottle of vodka*

*stand down in the corner, counting the peoples that i knocked out*

*sip some vodka*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 11:23 PM // 23:23   #3356
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*returns from disposing of bodies*
*Sits down at bar, orders a whiskey*
*sips whiskey*
*eats a cat*
*looks at drunkards melting in volcano*
*stops sipping wiskey*
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Old Apr 07, 2006, 01:14 AM // 01:14   #3357
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*keeps walkin into stuff cause heads on backwards*

*realizes and turns it around*

*walks up to thor and offers hand in a gesture of peace*

*whips out knife and stabs thors hand to the bar as he goes to shake*

*grabs giant nail gun*

*nails thors feet and other hand to the bar*

*strips thor down and pours honey on him*

*pours bucket of fire ants on him*

*laughs as thor screams in pain*

*grabs thor's whiskey and walks over to the private table in the dark corner*

*drinks thors whiskey*

*"Good thing im not against you ehh pwned?"

*Invites the cool people to come sit in the dark corner*

*"If you come and you are not cool you will suffer the consequences, so you better be sure you belong before you come!"*
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Old Apr 07, 2006, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #3358
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*thor gets up, peicing his mangled corpse together*
"Yo...wtf...."
*thor gets angry*
*grabs an m4a1 w/ grenade launcher attachment*
*blows up doc, shoots his remains, eats the remains, poops the remains*
*feeds the poop to a rat*
*lights the rat on fire, throws it into the volcano*
*eats the volcano*
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Old Apr 07, 2006, 01:39 AM // 01:39   #3359
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*sips beer, curses at my stupid group*
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Old Apr 07, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59   #3360
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*^ agrees, even if he is one of the group *

*laughs at thor when he walks back into the bar*

*"Wrong guy thor, that was batou."*
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